“Katie love!” I can tell by the tone of mum’s voice what she’s about to say. “Bill called.” I’m glad my back’s turned because I couldn’t stop this eye roll even if I wanted to. She pauses to see if I have anything to say. “Well, he wanted me to come by tonight and I thought since we’re not doing anything… well, I’d say I’d come and…” “Yeah mum. Great.” I think I’m able to keep my voice fairly neutral. “I have plans anyway.” Not really, but I can’t with her hovering all night just because she suddenly developed motherly responsibilities. “Alright then.” She starts to move away from the door. “I’ll leave some money in the kitchen. Maybe you can invite Liza over?” Maybe I can gouge my eyes out. “Yes mum. Maybe I shall.” There’s a spring in her step as she hurries into her room to get all dolled up for the flavour of the month. Disgusting. The smell of her perfume lies thick in the bathroom, not even my taking a shower clears the fog of Elizabeth Arden’s White Diamonds. I don’...